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Joke of the Day

"Websites that are similar to Reddit."

"Why was the President broke after the assassination attempt? Secret service charges."

"I hate pillow talk when I sleep alone. It just gets me down."

"What do you call a blond woman who dyes her hair brown? Her name, you asshole."

"What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business? Underlay! Underlay!"

"The Push Up ice cream company should just buy out Pringles and make all of our lives easier."

"Always trust the judgements of a man who honestly answers to the question 'What's up?'"

"I like my women the way I like my coffee Tied up in a burlap sack and slung over the back of Juan Valdez's mule."

"Anyone wanna buy any budgies? I've got two round the house going cheep!"

"I'm just gonna put an egg under my kid's pillows and tell them the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy must've went out drinking the night before."