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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day... Thats an awfully big word for a six year old."
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"The makers of Pedia-Lite are making emory boards for kids. They call them Pedia-Files."
"Where do Chinese people live? Chinatown"
"Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech? It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine."
"I used to have a desk with great selfie lighting and then I changed jobs for personal fulfilment. I wouldn't recommend it."
"Tsunamis are caused by dolphins breakdancing to celebrate passing another IQ test."
"It's ""hairs"" not the collective ""hair"" now. I have so few I know each individually by name."
"You have to chose between your SO and one million dollars. What is the first thing you would buy?"
"Saw this on a shirt Silence is golden: Duct tape is silver"
"I love horror movies until it's time to do laundry in the basement and I have to run up the stairs before a scary force pulls me back down."