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Joke of the Day

"Hey Guys, I don't have Instagram but I just wanted to let you know that I had oatmeal for breakfast. No sugar, mixed with water."

"There are two types of people in this world: Those who always lose their train of thought"

"I've found out why gay people dress so well... It's because they spent so much time in the closet."

"Chestnut. What do you call a nut on a chest? A chestnut. What do you call a nut on a wall? A walnut. What do you call a nut on a chin? A blowjob."

"How do you kill a book? You break its spine."

"Sometimes I need what only some people can provide: Their absence."

"Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He's got his jogging suit on."

"NSFW Passionately our lips met... Then she closed her legs and broke my glasses."

"TIL Today I learnt what TIL meant."

"is it ""milfs"" or ""milves""?"