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Joke of the Day
"There are two types of people in this world: Those who always lose their train of thought"
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"I am known at the gym as the ""before picture."""
"How does a Xenomorph reveal its sexuality to friends and family? At night. Mostly."
"What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?"
"I asked my Dad if we could get any pets... He said pets are just a step backwards."
"Australia is touted as a great model of gun control but no one mentions our unlimited access to boomerangs."
"What's the difference between a duck? One of it's legs is both the same."
"Hey, smiling strangers. No thanks."
"""Can I help you find something?"" I'm looking for the perfect diamond for my wife that says ""sorry I cheated on you in your dream last nite"""
"Primaries are like childbirth. After a great deal pain, yelling, and recrimination, everyone forgets how awful it was until the next time."