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Joke of the Day

"There are two types of people in this world: Those who always lose their train of thought"

"Why was Avogadro executed? He was a mole"

"Why did he cross back? So he could charge the client for travel expenses."

"What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies."

"What do you call a camel without humps? Humphrey."

"What's the best thing about being homeless... You don't have to duck and cover during an earthquake."

"Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff? tequila!"

"What's a redditor's favorite form of math? substitution"

"What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common? -- either way, you're gonna lose your trailer..."

"Sundaes are half off. The rest of the week, you pay full price!"