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Joke of the Day

"If you really think about it. Its kind of weird ""yoga pants"" are worn so much. That's like a guy wearing baseball pants to go get groceries"

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"Why is it the worst for Stevie Wonder when stopped by the police? He doesn't know why they're beating him to death"
"That hot guy you see on the train every day with headphones on? Imagine....imagine if he was listening to a podcast. Not so hot now is he?"
"What get's passed around a lot, is soft, barely legal, tender, and really really dirty? A dollar bill."
"Why does Trump only use a laptop computer? Because of the small keyboard."
"Life tip - buy a birthday card with your morning bottle of wine and people will think it's a gift. You are welcome."
"Chris Brown only listens to his music.. on his Beats by Dre"
"What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common? They both like a tight seal."
"My girlfriend isn't a fan of Starwars, says I would have to force her to go. ""*ss****SSkkkk****rrowwmm****mzzrreowwwowwww***."""
"Yo Mama so fat.. ..she walked past the TV and I missed 3 seasons!"