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Joke of the Day

"Why does it have to be a white Christmas? #BlackChristmasMatters"

"I like my coffee how I like my women Forgotten about in the kitchen"

"You could very well be going to heaven but it won't be hell in hell without you!"

"Nice try Jehovah's Witnesses but dressing up like cops and telling me you have a warrant is not going to get me to open my door."

"I know it's International Women's Day but I'd like to give a shout out to all the national and local women as well."

"It's 2011, microwaves should have one button that says Cook Shit."

"Why did they produce a reality show about midgets? Because they only wanted a little drama."

"Where do atheists donate their money? Non Prophet Organizations"

"Why does Dr. Pepper come In cans? He's a strange dude."

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and vagina? Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded."