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Joke of the Day

"- Hey babe, do you like how I did my makeup? - Yes and if you want I can go and kill Batman with you."

"I renamed my night club Viagra... It's been 4 hours and people are still cuming!"

"I'm running away to join the internet."

"i want a segway so i can ride my segway away from my problems"

"Knock knock. - Who is there? A person that likes to tell anti jokes."

"Why did the skeleton cross the road? He had a bone to pick with his neighbour."

"What's black & blue and hates sex? A nun wearing a Cubs hat."

"How does a Chinese cat say hello? Mi Hao."

"I fell in love with a cannibal And then she stole my heart"

"I like to think that when Homer Simpson suffers from erectile dysfunction, he chokes his wiener and yells ""Why you little!!!!!"""