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Joke of the Day

"- Hey babe, do you like how I did my makeup? - Yes and if you want I can go and kill Batman with you."

"I didn't make this joke up myself.. I reddit somewhere. My coworker said that about me and thought I'd share :)"

"Coffee makes my mornings. But Friday makes my week"

"What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma? People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold."

"Don't be racist Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people"

"I learnt that Mel Gibson was born in Australia Well I guess you could say he was from... -puts on glasses- MELBOURNE"

"I know this guy who prematurely ejaculates and he just comes out of no where..."

"Behind every strong woman is a man that she needs to open jars and get things of high shelves."

"I think always mixing up vocabulary words in school hurt my career options. Because I always wanted to be an archipelago just like ""Indiana Jones""!"

"The doctor overseeing Caitlyn's transition advised against more plastic surgery. One more facelift and she'll have a beard again."