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Joke of the Day

"I didn't make this joke up myself.. I reddit somewhere. My coworker said that about me and thought I'd share :)"

"A large hole appeared on the fence of the nudist camp... ...The police are looking into it."

"I am upset with my parents for making me exist. u just decided to make a person one day? who's gonna pay my bills? me? I didn't ask for this"

"Why did the raging alcoholic throw his wife off a cliff? Tequila"

"So I was talking to a Christian mother We were talking and she said ""I tell my kids Santa doesn't exist, I don't want them to believe in stuff that isn't real."""

"Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store? Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick ""Up""."

"Who's the greatest baller of all time? Pontius Pilate, he once crossed a guy up so bad he died"

"Did you hear about the paperboy who used to masturbate on the job? No? Really? Weird, it was all over the news."

"If Ted Kennedy Dan Quayle Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest which one would win? Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that harass is one word."

"I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women With cream in her"