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Joke of the Day
"Why is Antarctica controversial? It's a polarizing topic."
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"What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life? Fred and George Weasley."
"SURPRISE! -Sharts"
"Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist? Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To murder link"
"Whenever me and the wife watch a film, I can always tell if it's going to be shit. She's picked it."
"Best yo momma joke? Your momma so ugly when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion says ""stay over there"""
"e and i have an argument e says to i: get real i responds: be rational"
"I told my sons i would buy them each a new Nerf gun. Me: ""Im going to buy you boys a new Nerf gun today"" Son: ""I don't want a Nerf gun i want a Transformer"" Me: ""It's Nerf or nothing"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Candace ! Candace who ? Candace with love !"