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Joke of the Day
"How does NASA organize a party They planet"
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"What did the baby milk say to his older sister? You're spoiled!"
"How to go indigenous.... http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b1jklUhG1y8"
"If Donald Trump becomes president, we could finally out-crazy North Korea."
"Does anyone remember that show where Ron Howard was a kid with a paper route? Probably not. Opie delivered."
"On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I like Harry Potter? 934, kidding, I meant Emma Watson."
"My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well actually he said ""less McDonald's"" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant"
"What's yellow and flys through walls? A magic banana..."
"My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant it differently when she wrote it in her diary."
"""We're halfway there... wow-ohh!! Livin' on a vain hope to which the Universe is indifferent!"" - Athiest Bon Jovi"