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Joke of the Day
"People who smoke cigarettes die sooner, but people who smoke e-cigarettes deserve it more."
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"me: mom i like this person from twitter mom: TWITTER IS LIKE CRAIGSLIST YOU THINK YOURE BUYING USED BOWLING SHOES AND YOU WIND UP DEAD"
"I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one."
"i'm trying to lose weight so i ordered a salad and i immediately got annoyed thinking about the salad i would have to eat."
"I posed naked for a magazine today. Although from the reaction I got I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money."
"What kind of cars do shellfish drive? Mussel cars."
"What is a paradox? A small medical clinic."
"What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry"
"Funny and strange video"
"Drinking could cause memory loss. Or even worse, memory loss."