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Joke of the Day

"Alton towers changed its name! To leg - go land"

"Black or white... We all have white in our blood."

"Today a three-year-old child who I've never met before told me to shut up, and I wasn't even talking."

"An Elvis impersonator had to cancel a show because he got some terrible family news. He was all shook up"

"Happy 47th birthday, teens logging into adults-only websites! And the same to anyone else whose birthday actually *is* January 1st, 1969."

"""Because Im a goddamned rock star!"" wasn't the answer my boss was looking for as to why I was late to work, lesson learned."

"Human history is so awful, I think I'm just gonna teach my son the timeline of Star Trek off of Wikipedia and call it a day."

"I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extreme handicapped. I'm calling it ""Fruits and Vegetables"""

"When Edison got the idea for the lightbulb, an oil lamp appeared over his head."

"Epilepsy joke What is blue and does not fit? A dead epileptic."