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Joke of the Day

"Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !"

"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic's Association"

"Why is the ocean salty? Because land doesn't wave back."

"Q: Did you hear the one about the fruit on trial? A: It was judged by a jury of his pears."

"This tweet was going to be really funny but I didn't write it down because I was totally sure I'd remember it."

"Did you hear about the whores who ran a bakery? Yeah. Everything there was hoe-made."

"Why do Italian men grow moustaches? They want to look like their mothers."

"So Nickelback is playing a flood relief concert for Alberta. Like those folks haven't suffered enough."

"What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brians."

"Why does 0=1 COS(0)=1"