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Joke of the Day

"Xmas Russian Roulette: 1. Sit next to parents. 2. Type any letter into browser on your laptop. 3. Go to the website it auto completes to."

"why do hens have no tits? 'cause roosters got no hands"

"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road..? **Because he got stuck in the crack.**"

"My neighbors listen to awesome music whether they like it or not."

"My mom said if I get ten thousand upvotes she will tuck me in Come on. She really wants a daughter."

"There are two types of people in the world... Those who can read between the lines."

"What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head? There she blows!!!"

"I hate it when guys use pickup lines like, 'Hey, what's your friend's name?' on me. Worst pickup line ever."

"A blind man walks into a bar ""Ow!"" he exclaims. The bartender responds by saying that he doesn't know that drink."

"What is a poet's favorite legume? Rhyma-beans!"