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Joke of the Day

"WIFE: Your heavy drinking is making you delusional ME: *turns to friend* Do you think that's true? WOLVERINE: Nah, don't listen to her"

"What's the difference between sperm and lawyers? Sperm have a 1 in 3,000,000 chance to become a human being."

"Pancakes are just crepes who let themselves go after college."

"Whats black and doesn't work ? Decaf Coffee ..... you fucking racist."

"I'm gonna make like a standards censor and get the fuck outta here."

"What do you say when the Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN"

"Is the officer from the McKinney police video... Applying for the role of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 3? That recovery off the tuck and roll was impeccable."

"What comes after Q Jokes? /r/Jokes"

"If running on a treadmill was the only way to recharge our phones we would be the healthiest mofos on the planet."

"Explorers discover the holy grail only to find Kanye West drinking mountain dew out of it ""sup"" says Kanye"