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Joke of the Day
"This Mother's Day, my dad got a new car for my mom. He said it was the best trade he's ever made"
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"What do you call a slow hurricane? A slowicane."
"If E.T. is making your bicycle fly through the sky, why do you still have to pedal?"
"It's normal to have conflicting feelings on Columbus Day. True, he discovered the Greatest Nation on Earth, but he also supported Obamacare."
"Have you ever worked on a farm.. Because you sure know how to raise my cock!"
"They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be ""Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."""
"How do jockeys stay on their horses? Jockey straps."
"""I need a boyfriend"" No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty."
"How many dyslexics does it screw to take in a lightbulb?"
"Dogs that belong to homeless people must think ""just say you're sorry dude and we can sleep inside tonight"""