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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pickle that always has the same routine Typickle!"
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"What do you use when you are drowning in women? A flirtation device."
"What do pickles do to make themselves look more beautiful They get Vlasic surgery"
"In case you wondered, Fathers Day is to thank Dad for nailing your mother. Mothers Day is to thank Mom for not swallowing you"
"Why isn't Hitler allowed at barbecues? Because he burns all the franks but leaves one undercooked."
"What happens when a linguist gets sick? Plosive diarrhea"
"I'm gonna insert ""comedian"" in my bio and have my picture taken on a stage with a microphone in my hand so no one will follow me back."
"I won a contest to go trick or treating with Arnold Schwarzenegger this year. Wad thinking of going as Beethoven. He'll be Bach."
"Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet? A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!"
"[mom ridiculing me in front of new GF] ""Luke was afraid to go into family changing rooms until 22 because he thought he'd get a new family"""