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Joke of the Day

"What do you use when you are drowning in women? A flirtation device."

"What sport do Japanese people watch? Desuball"

"The GPA is not my son... But I will raise it."

"What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal? Check, mate."

"What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married? You cant-elope!"

"After a few days with family, a padded cell with WiFi sounds like the perfect getaway."

"Dads are like boomerangs.... I hope. Edit: Guys I'm so confused, wtf is going on"

"I didn't think that pigs could fly... But then I found out that Donald Trump had a private jet."

"Why did the kitchen cross the road? Because there was a woman on the other side."

"So I slept with your daughter last night. She has a tiny dick though."