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Joke of the Day
"How do you communicate with a fish? You drop him a line."
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"I saw a fight between a group of Gay guys.... Blows were exchanged."
"What's the difference between me and a calendar? The calendar has dates *sigh*"
"If by ""unload the dishwasher"" you mean take out clean utensils as I need them, then yes I unloaded the dishwasher."
"A woman stands on a boardwalk... She notices a man below looking up her dress. ""You, sir, are no gentleman!"" ""And you, lady, are no blonde!"""
"A 2-hour movie called ""Can You Watch My Kid For Like 15 Minutes?"""
"Why ""Trojan"" condoms? Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out? Less than stellar marketing."
"What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? Boy Scouts come home from camp."
"So Donald Trump wakes up in the White House one morning..."
"I bet if a soccer announcer sees a monster, he probably yells: ""GHOOOOUL!"""