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Joke of the Day
"I bet if a soccer announcer sees a monster, he probably yells: ""GHOOOOUL!"""
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"Last night, Gotye won Record of the Year. Parents were like, ""Who's Gotye?"" while their kids were like, ""What's a record?"
"What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells? I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence."
"Good cop: u want a drink? Good cop 2: I love your shirt Good cop 3: ur so ripped dude Good cop 4: the bad cops are striking today, handsome"
"If I end up on life support, feel free to pull the plug.. However, if I'm charging my phone, stay the hell away from the outlet."
"Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo."
"Cinderella, but the Prince is searching for the maiden who matches the glass thigh gap."
"Why did the USA invade Panama? Just 'Cause"
"Drug dealers are always late. If your drug dealer is on time, it's the police."
"Oscar Pistorius wants a new bathroom door His girlfriend is dead against it."