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Joke of the Day

"A woman stands on a boardwalk... She notices a man below looking up her dress. ""You, sir, are no gentleman!"" ""And you, lady, are no blonde!"""

"What Is Bluetooth ? When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing"

"How does the executioner like his coffee? Decap"

"The grass looks greener on the other side because it's fertilized with bullshit."

"What vegetable has the most sexual self-control? The cuecummer!"

"I sing like Sinatra and have the brain of Einstein. I think that's why girls call me Frankenstein."

"Why did the sea-monster eat 5 ships filled with potatoes? Because no one can eat just one potato ship."

"IOC Drops Wrestling From 2020 Olympics Countless people are stunned by this takedown."

"If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...? Stereotyping."

"What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail? Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world."