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Joke of the Day

"I wrote a poem. I dig. You dig. She digs. He digs. They dig. We dig. Now I know it's not a very good poem, but it's pretty deep."

"Where is Hitler's bathroom? Down the hall and to the third REICH!"

"Why was the boat disobedient? Nobody gave it a stern talking to."

"Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy that can carry a dozen doughnuts and 2 cups of coffee."

"Why was the math book sad? It had a lot of problems"

"Our son eats 3 bowls of generic fruity pebbles every morning then pukes on the bus."

"How do you get a guy to stop having sex with you? Get him off."

"The New York Yankees Officially Sign Adrian Peterson They needed a good switch hitter."

"What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"I was at a posh resturaunt last night but the pianist was awful He just kept playing bottom C over and over. Really lowered the tone."