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Joke of the Day

"What's another name for an parent? Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist."

"There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who other people talk to in the bar :-)"

"AMA Request Floyd Mayweather never mind, it would take him a year to finish the first comment."

"To limit my smoking... I only smoke on days that start with 'T'... like Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow."

"What do Jews call a lone rabbit? A rabbi."

"If William Shatner and Jason David Frank is in the same scene together... Who gets the close up?"

"Hangover status: playing duct, duct, tape with the kids."

"Robin Thicke can't even name a second Robin Thicke song"

"Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano? Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her."

"Yelling ""shotgun"" when getting in a car means a seat in the front. Yelling it before getting on a plane means a seat in the TSA office."