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Joke of the Day
"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me... ...to help check her balance, so I pushed her over."
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"""Hey, it's been 6 seconds. Check your phone again."" (my brain)"
"What do you call a slutty UPS driver? A mail escort"
"I measured your Mother's resistance to being accelerated by a force. The answer was massive."
"They say 1 in every 4 men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I wonder which one of them 7 is, I really need a cock in my ass."
"What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !"
"My wife says I act really immature and need to grow up I told her to get the hell out of my pillow fort with that negative attitude"
"My dad told me that no one Really needs Heroin in thier Life I think my dad is sexist"
"What does a Jew with an erection get when he walks into a wall? A broken nose."
"I only wash my hands when other dudes are in the bathroom."