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Joke of the Day

"And on the 32nd day, God had forgotten to end his free trial, so he was charged for the month."

"What does a burning Mexican farm smell like? Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos."

"Professor X can move anything with his mind... except his legs."

"Did you hear about the constipated dyslexic? He had trouble moving his elbows."

"Today marks my tenth year driving trains Finally, you can call me a superconductor."

"If 9/10 people suffer from herpes.... Does that mean, the last one enjoys it?"

"Why did Loki want the tesseract? to get rid of his tesserection"

"rural upbringin' What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin? Prom night."

"I believe in the vagina like other people believe in God I've never seen one before, but I have faith."

"An acquaintance of mine said that when she feels down she puts on a skirt that's too short, and it helps. Coincidentally, her wearing a skirt that's too short also helps me when I'm down."