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Joke of the Day

"If we really want our kids to be smarter, we should require pornstars to moan historical facts during sex"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips."

"Reddit told me to talk to a crush just like I'd talk to anyone else, didn't work Apparently ""Hi, shithead"" wasn't the correct thing to say"

"A shepherd was looking for a sheep that ran away Forget it, you've already herd this one."

"What do epidemiologists do? How about kinesiologists? Study epidemies....and kinesies."

"Do you know why God invented yeast infections? So women could know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too."

"I may or may not have just tried unlocking the wrong car for 15 minutes."

"What do you call a caveman that goes walkabout? A Meanderthal."

"People who criticize the year 2016 seem to have forgotten that back in May McDonald's accidentally gave me a Chicken McNugget with my fries."

"Scary is handing your car keys to the same kid who unintentionally locked himself in the bathroom that morning."