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Joke of the Day
"What do epidemiologists do? How about kinesiologists? Study epidemies....and kinesies."
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"Why was the German woman freaking out? Because she was late."
"You are what your parents ate too..I'm part black licorice..part hot dog."
"Sitting Indian Style When I was in third grade the teacher told us to sit Indian Style. So I drank a 30 case of beer and laid in a gutter."
"what did 0 say to the 8? nice belt"
"I went to a girl and was like ""I'd like to take my rocket to Uranus"" She detached the final stage"
"What is white and disturbes your dinner? An avalanche."
"The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar... It was tense."
"What's worse than giving Willie Nelson a blow job? Finding out it's not Willie Nelson"
"I've gone from agony to ecstasy in this last week. Hopefully, by the end of this month... ...I'll be done reading this dictionary."