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Joke of the Day
"I read a magazine article about a population increase in Hawaii. The author was Commonawannalaya."
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"The real winner in the Mayweather Pacquiao fight.? The Bookmakers"
"So I got rid of my gym membership... just didn't work out "
"[Food Network: Cake Wars] As the team barely delivers their massive cake to the judges table. Cat Judge pushes it off the table"
"Mitt Romney says that people who are voting for Barack Obama don't work and don't pay taxes. I guess that means Romney is voting for Obama."
"So far, too much day and too little hump."
"Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it."
"[NSFW] My new girlfriend just introduced me to her fetish.... I didn't want to tell anyone, but I just had to get this shit off my chest."
"The first time I bit into a Cadbury egg I understood women who spit."
"What does a nosy pepper do? He get jalepeno business."