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Joke of the Day
"Shia LaBeouf should never teach sex education He'd tell the kids to just do it."
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"Still feel bad for not considering that Dr. Pepper might be a woman."
"[spelling bee] judge: your word is serendipity. me: can you use it in a sentence. judge: sure. gary googled the word serendipity."
"Just burned 2000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at the grocery store."
"Why did the stoner go to the chapel? To marry Jane"
"The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse."
"""Does this mean that we're going to be BFFs forever?"
"""Ninja please"" -Japanese people"
"Me: We need to hire smarter people. HR: Why? Me: Is there someone smarter I can talk to about this? HR..."
"What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage? A degree in law."