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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the terrorist on the talent show!? apparently he blew the judges away!"

"Did you hear about the man who took so much LSD he started spontaneously speaking Italian? It was a wopping dose."

"An illusionist was driving down the street and he turned into a driveway"

"Apparently the Burger King account is suspended while they think of a stronger password than ""horsemeat""."

"If I'm going to be this awake at 2:30 in the morning, I might as well go guard a factory or something."

"What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being special."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? (Most people respond, ""Arrr!"") That's what I thought too, but it turns out their hearts belong to the 'C'."

"What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? If it's a good day lipstick"

"What do you give to an elephant with diarrhea? Plenty of room."

"The problem with the world today is that intelligent people are too smart to have children."