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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the terrorist on the talent show!? apparently he blew the judges away!"

"Walks you into the bedroom. Stands you up straight against the wall. *you notice the sign that says ""You must be this tall to ride this guy"""

"Don't give Trump viagra He'll get taller."

"Did you hear about the guy whose left arm and left leg got chopped off? He died."

"DOCTOR: Your leg is broken ME: So what happens now? D: We put in a cast & it'll recover naturally HORSE: [sticks head round curtain] WHAT?!!"

"Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed? He wanted to feed his nightmares."

"What's the difference between r/politics and r/sandersforpresident? The url."

"A boy is walking in the forest with a pedophile ""This forest is really scary,"" says the boy. ""Tell me about it,"" replies the pedophile. ""And I have to walk outta here alone!"""

"Scotland's Independence David Cameron has said Scotland could become a third world country if they become independent. I'm not sure if things will improve to that degree, but you never know"

"What did the mathematician use to kill himself? An hypotenuse."