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Joke of the Day
"What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being special."
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"Ken Ham says aliens go to hell because they don't have the Gospel. I disagree. They go to hell because anal probing is an abomination. Vaginal probing is God's way."
"Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit."
"I hope I get a good grade on my kids science project this year."
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves.... Free!"
"I have OCD and ADHD... So everything has to be just right, but only for a little while."
"[OC] where did the cavemen live? Neandertown!"
"What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist? Attire."
"How will Donald Trump build such a huge wall without congressional approval? By forcing every Juan to work on it."
"Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon? Cause they'll Pikachu"