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Joke of the Day
"What is black and doesn't work? Decaf coffee."
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"what is worse than the holocaust 6 million jews"
"African scientists are saying people who died of Ebola are coming back to life... But thats ridiculous, every one knows theres no such thing as african scientists."
"5-year-old daughter: I don't like my princess shoes with the heels. Me: Do they hurt your feet? 5-year-old: I can't run from zombies."
"God was truly looking out for me today I opened a bag of air and found a few Lay's potato chips inside."
"What do worms and girls have in common? They both squirm when you eat them"
"I'm Absolutely Certain by R. U. Sure"
"A paedophile says to a school boy ""I'll give you a lolly if you come into the van"" The boy replies ""Give me the whole bag and I'll cum into your mouth""."
"If Trump Becomes President the rates of people getting fired per day will increase exponentially."
"What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of 4"