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Joke of the Day

"God was truly looking out for me today I opened a bag of air and found a few Lay's potato chips inside."

"When I first saw you from across the room, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you."

"How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal."

"I got my car crime-colored. It's black on black."

"So a horse walks in to a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""

"What did the mute man say to his father"

"First came up with this joke when I was 5 and it's still the funniest thing I've ever said. Q. What do you call a line of Barbies? A. A Barbecue!"

"How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke? with a low ""ha"""

"What's a terrorist's favourite car? A Ford Exploder."

"""Welcome to D.A.D.D.D.S. Dads Against Dads Doing Dumb Shit. Repeat after me."" [whole room] ""AFTER ME"" ""Ok fellas, lets start here"""