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Joke of the Day

"Before today, the saddest Brazilians I ever saw... ...were the waiters who got assigned to me at Fogo de Chau #estoygordo"

"Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes? A: None. The democrats do that."

"Two windmills walk into a bar... They had a good moment. ___________________________ Hopefully there's some engineering joke lovers out there :)"

"I was going to tell an ISIS joke but then I lost my head."

"Yesterday I saw a girl driving next to me while texting on her phone... I was so disgusted by her irresponsible driving that I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her."

"Losing my virginity was a lot like my first football game Hurt, bloody, but at least my dad came."

"What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat? A row bot."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Trump wouldn't pay $1000 to have a lentil on his face. #watersportsgate #goldenshower"

"What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !"

"How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? Hella."