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Joke of the Day
"Paraguay-Uraguay in the final would be so guay."
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"I have read so many things about the impact of smoking and drinking alcohol I think I will quit reading soon."
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"A japanese man was shouting jokes to his airplane window. When he noticed he wasn't getting laughs he thought... hm... tough cloud"