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Joke of the Day
"What's Bill Gates's favorite dessert apple turnover"
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"I can't stop watching this TV series on the history of the Black Monks It's been addicting"
"I had a frozen apple for lunch today It was hardcore"
"Mickey and Minnie go to get divorced... When the judge asks for the reason, Mickey: ""Because my wife is fucking goofy."" Judge: ""You mean she's crazy?"" Mickey: ""No, she's just fucking goofy!"""
"So there's two fishes in a tank... One turn to the other and says: Dude, you know how to ride this thing?"
"What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds? The coming of the lord"
"Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office? Because it was a mail dominated industry"
"The best birth control Put a rock in your shoe, it'll make ya limp"
"What do you call a train with no motivation A Loco-no-motive"
"Sure, I'll help you find those paper cuts. -Purell"