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"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, whereas this little piggy... ... went to a rape crisis centre after being introduced to David Cameron"
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"You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it."
"During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, ""where should I put my Pants""?... ""Over there by mine"", was not the answer I was expecting."
"""Hey bro can you leave me some of the snack? You're eating way too much."" I said ""sure"", then proceeded to put the cat down."
"Seems my bladder still thinks its hilarious to wait until I'm comfortable in bed before voicing it's need to pee."