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Joke of the Day
"Money is the root of all evil, until the collection plate comes around"
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"I'm sorry, but your safe word must use letters, numbers, punctuation and be at least 16 characters long."
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"I remember one time my uncle asked me to spell ""schadenfreude"", and I couldn't. But he's dead now and I'm not, so I win."
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"I remember when peer pressure was all about drugs and promiscuous sex. Now it's Fitbit and who has the best gluten free recipes."
"What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team? One is a Cunning group of Runts....."
"My GPS is basically just one more man in my life who I turn on and then ignore."
"My bitch of a Grandma just made me cookies with Raisins in them."