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Joke of the Day
"My GPS is basically just one more man in my life who I turn on and then ignore."
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"Bob drowned... , so at his funeral we put a life jacket over his grave. It is what he would have wanted."
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"So I just preordered a Jet Black IPhone.. Lol jk"
"Patient: Oh doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is my first operation. Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too."
"Racecar spelt backwards is racecar But racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died"
"Women order the fuck out of coffee. ""Give me a chocolate mocha latte with 3 sugars, 2 Splendas, 4 elf pubes and 2 grams of pixie dust."""
"Why do cannibals love eating people with epilepsy? Because their favorite side dish is Seizure Salad."
"For dinner last night, all I wanted was some bread that wasn't indian But we had naan"