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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Muslim who is notoriously late for everything? 9/12"
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"There are two secrets in life The first is ""Never tell anyone everything you know"""
"Too many TV ads about how you can remove blood stains off clothes with detergents & none about how you can hide the body? Where's the logic?"
"What's a dentist's favorite time of day? Tooth-hurty I'll show myself out"
"I'm growing my prostate to raise awareness for moustache cancer."
"In baseball, why does it take longer to get from second to third than any other bases? Because there's a short stop in between."
"What should I give your sister for unzipping? ...... Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org"
"Prank caller: Is your refrigerator running? Me: Of course. Can't have these bodies at room temperature"
"What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac."
"A guy says to his friend, ""we should open a joint bank account."" His friend says, ""what for?"" The guy says, ""I just told you, weed money!"""