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Joke of the Day

"I asked my coworker if I could see her tips. So that I could play with her nickels."

"Wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless."

"Unable to fall asleep all night from browsing on your iPhone? There's a nap for that."

"Quit criticizing the girls that take slutty pics and put them on Facebook! I like looking at them you homo!"

"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches"

"How do you catch a wild bra? Set a booby trap."

"I heard the founder of Apple was actually kidnapped by the government of Mexico Damn Mexicans always stealing our Jobs"

"BREAKING NEWS: Sad story, Justin Bieber's body has been found ALIVE in his NYC apartment. A moment of silence please for The Music Industry."

"Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces? For the chance to gain some experience in the service."

"I told my chiropractor that my spine was already in alignment, but he proved me wrong. Now I stand corrected."