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Joke of the Day

"France is such a shitty country Even the nice parts are rundown"

"Why was the baby ant so confused? Because all of his uncles were ants!"

"Obama played the race card, Hillary played the gender card But America played the Trump Card"

"The past, present, and future walk in to a bar... It was pretty tense."

"Watch it bro, your mouth's writing checks your body can't cash. Because you write really sloppy with the pen in your mouth. Seriously, wtf?"

"What did Tom hanks do in the woods? He took a forrest dump."

"Not to sound like a badass or anything but I completed this puzzle I got in a hour... The box said 2-4 years."

"I was trying to think up some squirrel puns. But, they were all too nutty."

"I had a delicacy last night, young Wookie steak... ...it was a little Chewie."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender."