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Joke of the Day
"Math/music joke: What do you get when you subtract original blues from modern blues? Delta blues."
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"What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear? Just a pair 'a normal pants."
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"Did you hear about the Rabbi who showed up to the circumcision drunk? He got the sack."
"Me: it's annoying sitting so close to the office copier Dan from the next cubicle: it's annoying sitting so close to the office copier"
"Everyone's talking about how Shia LaBeouf plagiarized Daniel Clowes, but nobody said anything when Kristen Stewart plagiarized paint drying."
"Today I played dead with my 5yo nephew. He cried for 5 seconds, then grabbed my iPhone and run away."
"What is a hipster russian roulette? You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free."
"Trump says ""The less immigrants we let into our country the better!"" Pence, correcting Trump, says ""The Fewer"" Trump says ""Whoa Mike don't call me that just yet"""