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Joke of the Day

"We can talk about either delegates or blowjobs, but a Clinton will always get one or the other under the table."

"One tectonic plate bumped into another and said ""Sorry. My fault"""

"What STD did Forrest Gump catch? NSFW Jennytal Warts"

"God said He loves me? That's awkward. Tell Him I want to see other people."

"This oatmeal tastes just like bacon because I threw it away and I'm eating bacon."

"The guy who invented Twister died this week. Fitting him into the coffin took 27 spins."

"How do you go about picking up a nice Jewish girl? With a broom and a dustpan."

"I had a joke about time travel but you guys didn't like it. So I choose not to post it this time around Edit: Thanks for the 1000 upvotes this time guys! ( Edited when I only had 27)"

"You know what I find odd? Every other number"

"I'm going to go out on a limb here and fall off obviously."