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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper? A seasoned veteran."
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"What do you call a cat in love? Romeow"
"Why does the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he's a fungi."
"Woman: Officer you must help. I've just lost my wig. Police officer: Certainly ma'am we'll comb the area."
"Husband says to his wife ""do you smell that"" wife says ""no?"" Husband says ""me neither so start cooking"""
"*Kylo Ren pranks calls Finn* Hey Finn I bet you shop at *dramatic pause* Traitor Joes!!! *High fives Hux*"
"What is the first sign of spring? Two rednecks carrying a heater into the pawn shop."
"What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car? Sewed him"
"Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a Six offender."
"Florida mom delivers 14-pound baby after surprise pregnancy . Florida?? NO PART of this story surprises me."