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Joke of the Day
"What's 12 inches and white? Nothing."
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"Ever since I ate that Dominos artisan style pizza I can't stop painting my bathroom."
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"Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot? A. The thought had never entered his head before."
"Cop:alright now repeat after me Me:repeat after me C:no not yet M:no not yet C:stop M:stop C:put your hands in the air M:put your h.."
"Funny how they say we need to talk when they really mean you need to listen."
"Make like a tree and... Make like a tree and use photosynthesis to turn sunlight into energy and use that energy to go and fuck off"
"What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules? Draculaw"
"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year and when he does, it's down a chimney."