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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy that was half Black and half Japanese ... ... every December 7th he would attack Pearl Bailey."

"Does this comic book collection make me look single?"

"Hey, ladies, if you look like a snake swallowed a rib cage you're too skinny."

"I don't want to brag but unlike most men I need both hands for a wank . One for the magnifying glass and one for the tweezers."

"I like my women like I like my peanut butter... ...brown, smooth, and easy to spread. Props to Shakes the Clown."

"Why did the chicken fall in the well? He couldn't see that well."

"There is a huge spider in my kitchen so I will be tweeting from on top of this table for whatever the life span of this species is."

"One liners Come on /r/jokes, what are your favourite one liners, here's mine: I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia!"

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Fresh and white."

"I can't believe Penn State took the Joe Paterno Statue down. They should have just turned it so it looked the other way."