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Joke of the Day

"Why don't people drink pig's milk? Because its a bit too sow..."

"Took the sticker off a banana, put it on my shirt and said, ""I hereby deputize you to uphold the law in Bananatown!"" Elevator is silent now."

"Self esteem so low, you crop yourself out of your selfie."

"Why is blackmail called blackmail? Because it isn't fair."

"If you leave me a voice mail that asks me to call you back at my convenience you have no one to blame but yourself."

"My apartment smells like someone just took a dump, but nobody is home... That's some spooky shit."

"Did you hear about the musician that was put on death row? It's said that he is gonna be exefluted."

"Why are cowboys uncircumcised? So they have a place to put their chewing tobacco when they eat."

"Where do cars get the most flat tires? Where there is a fork in the road."

"Waxing Q: Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing? A: Because it was a total rip-off."