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Joke of the Day
"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms."
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"Poetic Justice Judge: I find you guilty. You are sentenced to ten years, Take him away boys. Prosecutor mutters, ""Poetic Justice"""
"Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant? Because they always miss their target!"
"My favorite position is the 68. You go down on me and I'll owe you one!"
"African scientists are saying people who died of Ebola are coming back to life... But thats ridiculous, every one knows theres no such thing as african scientists."
"Somewhere out there is a guy named Joe whose greatest achievement is that he was a really sloppy eater."
"People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people."
"The main reason I'm single is because every woman I date tries to hoard the red skittles & I'm not cool with that shit."
"I asked my wife if she was a contortionist... And she got totally bent out of shape."
"Women and not finding me attractive. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."