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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12."

"Wow your rib cage and hip bones look stunning !!! Said No Man Ever"

"How do you call black guy that missed his train? Nigga, you racist!"

"What kind of fish has no father and looks like shit? A Bassturd."

"Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!"

"Why don't little girls stay out late? Because Jared likes to eat fresh"

"Have you heard what they say about luck? It could be raining pussy and I'd get slapped in the face with a sweaty dick."

"Where do bees go on holiday ? Stingapore !"

"How can you tell if a redditor is a pedophile? When you make an ELI5 post, you end up receiving a dick pic."

"A Scotsman walks out of a bar. ..."