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Joke of the Day

"Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece? He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands"

"How did the blind priest find the choir boys? Satisfying."

"What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts? A hobby horse."

"Was just told to take my labor day decorations down. I guess a giant inflatable woman giving birth in your front yard is tacky or something."

"Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks? Because he got a hole in one!"

"What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid? Gotta lay off the sea-weed."

"A nervous mountaineer looks at the steep mountain... Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here? - No, the guide said, one time is usually enough."

"Late Night Murder What did the killer say after murdering the talk show host? ""Badam Tish"""

"Donald Trump is a proof that internet comments can turn into a human and run for a president"

"How do they make bras for octopi? With suction cups."